Rob: Stealing is bad!

Wilton: Marrying a dead guy is impossible!
Rob: Not to mention stupid!

Wilton: It's illegal to have an ice cream cone in your pocket while walking backwards when a concert is going on in New York!

Rob: You can't start a fire in water and vice versa.

Wilton: Luke, Darth Vader really IS your father.

Rob: Jelly is good, just not on chicken.

Wilton: If Bakura killed a person, but no one was around to see it, would he still have to go to jail?

Rob: If the sqaure root of 9 is 3, and I jumped off the Statue of Liberty, chances are that Skitty will marry dung!

Wilton: Tea is good! So is mud. So is tea and mud mixed awesome?

Rob: The longest word ever created was XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOOX on a really redundant Valentine's day card.

Wilton: What's water + electricity?
Rob: Kangaroo?
Wilton: No, it equals Death!

Rob: Hot sauce doesn't start fires.

Wilton: Don't put salt in your eyes. Really, don't. It hurts.

Rob: Putting a banana in alchohol and throwing a match in doesn't make flambe`. It makes a big fire.

Wilton: Don't put a turkey dosed in oil and stuffed into the microwave into the oven. Even if it takes only 2 hours in the microwave, stuffing a oily, turkey-filled microwave in the oven only manages to blow up your kitchen. Why? I'm not sure.

Rob: What's the difference between 11:59, and 12:00? 1 minute!

Wilton: A watched kettle won't boil, but a watched kettle under a flame will!

Rob: Did you know it doesn't really take 7 years to digest gum? Doctors only say that to keep people from eating it! It doesn't work anyway.

Wilton: 1 + 1 is 2, so why isn't 101 + 101 = 101101?

Rob: If a bird takes a poop on your head, it's a sign of good luck!

Wilton: Elephants really are afraid of mice!

Rob: If pika is japanese for mouse, and chu is japanese for electric, isn't it redundant to have a pokemon named Pikachu?

Wilton: If your computer is on, but the picture isn't showing up, chances are that you haven't turned on your monitor!

Rob: Why aren't sombreroes cool?
Wilton: They are! Just not on this planet!

Rob: Mayonnaise is NOT a subsitute for shampoo.

Wilton: Put vinegar in baking soda, and it'll explode. Put vinegar in apple juice, and you just made cider!

Rob: Chicken and mustard DO NOT mix! No doubt, it's horrible! Guaranteed to knock your socks off!

Wilton: Going over the bridge and through the woods will not take you to Grandma's house. It'll take you to some place after the forest. I tried, ain't finding no grannies there!

Rob: In most RPGs, you really can't fight fire with fire. But, if you fight fire with ice, now that's another thing!

Wilton: If a mage uses a Bolt spell in the ocean, why don't they ever get hurt in Final Fantasy?!

Rob: You know the classic rhyme "Row row row your boat?"
Wilton: Yeah, why?
Rob: Well, if life is just a dream, how do you explain death?

Wilton: I remember the Smuckers Peanut butter and Jelly mixture! Now if only Heinz and Frenches combine to make a mustard and ketchup combo...

Rob: Why did they name a card game "Crazy 8s?"
Wilton: Because "Cooky 7s" never caught on.

Rob: If the chicken crossed the road, how does the media know it made it to the other side? For all we know, the chicken could've gotten hit with a truck!

Wilton: The saying "You can't teach an old dog new tricks" isn't true! I just taught my 7 year old schnauzer how to use the bathroom!
Rob: You mean he pees in the toilet?
Wilton: ...well, we're still working on that one.

Rob: If there's an earthquake, hiding in the basement won't help. I saw a movie where a guy was trapped in his basement for 50 years!

Wilton: Some people say "The enemy of my enemy is my friend." But if that's true, how do you explain double-crossers?

Rob: If you play with fire, you really DO get burned!

Wilton: Poop makes awesome fertilizer!

Rob: There's no such thing as a Shadow Realm. That's just some story Bakura made up at last year's summer camp!

Wilton: My grandpa used to tell me that back in his time they had dinosaurs. After careful studying, I figured out that we still do have dinosaurs! They're called LIZARDS now!