DISCLAIMER: Despite the fact I've made them all l33t, none of the characters in this story are actually mine!

As Y4m! and his team venture from the Sh4d0w R34lm to the forest, let us focus now on Y00g33's point of view, and see what unfolds.

Y00g33: Okay... I know it was wrong to steal Y4m!'s d3ck, but I need to get my plushie back! He'll understand. Besides, with his 4w3s0m3 dueling skillz, this should be a snap to do!

(R3!: *from outside of story* A snap? Please. If it were such a snap to find your stupid plushie, you wouldn't have had to steal from t3h ph4r40h.

K4!: That's a criminal offense right there, too.

7y50n: Hey, in the midget's defense, I saw his l4m3r d3ck. He should be glad he switched. It suxx0r3d big time. I mean, who uses Kuriboh anymore!?

R3!: So, the King of Games really IS the King of L4m3!

K4!: Grrrreat! Now we're quoting a secondary character. I can see this'll be a banner day once T3h author finds out.

7y50n: Shhhhh! I think he's talking again.)

Y00g33: Then again, I can feel my conscience screaming at me as I walk through this forest, with this d3ck that clearly isn't mine.

(7y50n: Right! It's screaming "sell me on e-Bay, you idiot!"

K4!: Can he actually make any money on that d3ck?

7y50n: No, but at the very least, t3h ph4r40h won't be able to duel anymore.)

Y00g33: Ah, well, I doubt he's using his d3ck anyway!

Yuff!3: Hey, Y00g33. What're you doing in the forest?

Y00g33: I'm looking for the bullies who took my BEWD plushie and ran off with it.

Yuff!3: Well, I've been here all day and I haven't seen anyone with it. Are you sure it's in this forest?

(R4y: Rrrrright, because I'm sure there are no BANDITS or anything hiding in a forest!!

7y50n: Give her some credit, d00d. T3h forest isn't that big.)

Y00g33: I'm positive. According to the Mill3nnium Ring, the culprits are right here.

Yuff!3: And what will you do about them once you find them?

(R3!: ...didn't you hear him, you stupid broad!? He's going to duel them! You weren't THAT far away!)

Y00g33: I'm going to smite them with Y4m!'s deck.

Yuff!3: And how did you manage to get his deck?

Y00g33: I... might have borrowed it without asking...

(7y50n: Not that it'll matter, since t3h ph4r40h is too stupid to even notice.)

Yuff!3: That's not right, Y00g33.

(R3!: Someone just shoot her! You honestly think he'd stop his insane plan because 'it's not right!?'

7y50n: God, I can feel my IQ decreasing already...)

Yuff!3: Besides, it's not like you to steal Y4m!'s deck. What happened to make you even want to try?

Y00g33: Someone stole my plushie, Yuff!3. How else do I expect to give it back? NOT dueling them for it?

Yuff!3: You could try asking them for it.

(K4!: "Ask us for it?" I think not!

7y50n: Someone just shoot her already!

R3!: *aims Trigger Beyblade*

Kai: We can't kill her, guys!!!

R3! and 7y50n: Awww.....)

Y00g33: But they were scary! They had these huge spinning tops and really crazy hair! Crazier than mine, even!

(7y50n: Oh god! I say we kill them both!

R3!: *aims Beyblade again*

K4!: NO!!!!

R3!: *sulks*)

Y00g33: Not to mention they were all bigger than I was!!

(R3!: That's because j00r only a foot tall, d00d.

K4!: Remember, midgets need rights, too, R3!.

R3!: He has one right. The right to remain silent. Anything he says will always be used against him in the court of our banter.

7y50n: There's no arguing with that logic!)

Yuff!3: Tell you what. You seem pretty bent on finding this doll of j00rs. If they truly scare you, why don't I help you out a bit?

Y00g33: Really, Yuff!3? You'd help me?

Yuff!3: Why not? I've nothing else to do, unless you count avoiding M4r!k a hobby.

Y00g33: Thanks, Yuff!3!

Yuff!3: No problem, Y00g33. Just don't steal from anyone again.

(7y50n: Awww, and that, my friends, is the power of true love!

R3!: I can only feel the power of my innards trying to regurgitate themselves.

K4!: Aww, you're just jealous, R3!. I know. You totally want Y00g33, don't you?

7y50n: ...I never knew he could throw up like that. The fact that his digestive tract is coming out sideways is pretty impressive!)

Y00g33: So, what should we do now? Should we go after these guys?

Yuff!3: ...gee, I thought we'd just sit here and wait for them to show up.

(K4!: Yeah, like that's going to happen. I say we give this babe a star for her effort in intelligence.

7y50n: ...I think R3! just puked out his liver.)

Y00g33: You never know. This is a forest. It gets scary when it's dark. I'm sure, when the time comes, they'll realize that it's too scary for them to hide forever. They'll eventually come down, right?

Yuff!3: ...there are two things wrong with that, kiddo. 1, we've got hours before the sun sets. And 2, there are four ways to leave this forest. Trust me, they're probably long gone.

Y00g33: Then why don't we just block off the exits so they can't leave or re-enter?

Yuff!3: ...re-en... Y00g33, they aren't coming back! Besides, we can't be at two places at once, can we!?

(7y50n: You can if you defy the laws of physics.

K4!: My grandfather tried to do that once. It crushed him.

7y50n: Heh. I guess when it came to gravity, he had a massive black hole in grasping it!

K4!: Wow, that was l4m3r than t3h ph4r40h's slogan.

7y50n: Bite me.)

Y00g33: I'm sure if we believe in the heart of physics, we can overcome anything gravity throws at us!

(K4!: Oh god, not this believing crap again...)

Yuff!3: ...Y00g33, there isn't a possible way to defy gravity. Even in all her l33tness, not even t3h author can go against it!

Y00g33: Then I guess all we can do is wait. I know this is where I last saw my plushie.

Yuff!3: Then the best start probably is to look for clues.

Y00g33: Onwards and upwards!

Yuff!3: Onwards, Y00g33. We simply go onwards.

Y00g33: But in an upwards manner!

Yuff!3: That implies we're going to literally go upwards. Again, that includes defying gravity, which no one can do.

Y00g33: But even if I can't fly, my spirit is absolutely soaring!

(7y50n: Oh my god, I can't take this crap anymore! I can't take their l4m3r jokes!

K4!: Be lucky you haven't thrown out your innards yet. R3! just died of a massive burst in his blood vessels.

7y50n: ...lucky bastard...)

Yuff!3: Okay, if we're going to do this, we have to do it right. You start over here, and I'll travel a bit farther and start there.

Y00g33: You got it, Yuff!3! Soon, I'll have my plushie back for good!

And so, with Yuff!3 on his side, Y00g33 valiantly searches for his BEWD plushie. Can he find it? Will he find any clues relating to its disappearance? Will Y4m! and his pals find Y00g33 before such an event happens? And, when will the vaguely mentioned author actually show up to help them all? Find out next episode!