DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. I simply made it l33t! Days passed after Y00g33 lost his beloved plushie. Unfortunately, that event wasn't important as the girls of the l33t world plan on holding the biggest bash since last year's AA meeting.

T34: Alright, girls. T3h author gave us a bit of leave so we can throw our party. Is everyone ready?

Yuff!3: I was born ready, T34.

M4!: I'm game for it, too. But what should we get?

T34: Well, what did t3h author have at her last party? We could use that as an example.

S3r3n!ty: But at her party, she had guns in case he showed up. We can't bring guns here!

Yuff!3: But we can bring ninja stars!

M4!: Back up the train. Just what sort of party are we throwing!? We're girls! We don't like weapons! I say we stick with make-up.

!sh!zu: I feel that this party... will doom us all! Do you hear me!? It is our fate to die!

T34: ...okay, it looks like !sh!zu is going berserk again... aside from make-up and medicine, what else will we need?

M0kub4: Candy is dandy!

T34: ...how did j00 get here!?

M0kub4: Um... the window? Gotta go, just remembered that I left a food on the stove! *runs off*

Yuff!3: ...that was a very generic random moment. It smells of t3h author.

S3r3n!ty: But he did have a good point! Candy is a nice thing to share at a party!

T34: Then what are we waiting for? TO PARTY CENTRAL!

Yuff!3: ...does anyone else hear the Batman theme?

M4!: It's j00r imagination. Let's go.

And so, the girls head off to Party Central while exploiting a lame Batman reference. Meanwhile...

J03y: J00're serious? They're actually throwing a party!?

M0kub4: Sure sounded like it to me, boss. I think they're re-inacting t3h author's New Year Blowout.

Tr!5t4n: But they didn't even invite us! That party didn't happen without US.

S3t0: I've always dreamt of going to a sleepover...

B4kur4: ...what did you just say?

S3t0: Uh... I said... I had to save Uncle Ben from a burning barn! Got to go, kthxbai!

Tr!5t4n: I didn't know you guys had a barn.

M0kub4: I didn't realize we had an Uncle Ben, either.

Y00g33: Let's just hope S3t0 will be okay while he rushes to save said uncle! But, more to our point now, what do we do? The girls are obviously plotting something against us, and if we have any chances against them, we have to be discreet!

J03y: I say we bust in there like a SWAT team and crash their party!

Ry0u: But that's not discreet, is it?

B4kur4: It's more discreet than your obvious like of t3h author.

Ry0u: HEY! Do NOT bring that up! T3h author is t3h wins!

Y4m!: Let's just hope she doesn't show up as we plot our own agenda. Come on.

This doesn't sound too good for the girls. As the boys prepare for their assault on the girls' party, let's see just how the girls are doing, shall we?

Yuff!3: All right! After stopping for a quadruple shot of expresso, I can do anything! For our party, we need this and this and this and this and...

M4!: ...I knew Starbucks was a bad idea this late at night...

!sh!zu: We don't have enough money for this stuff, anyway. Why would we need a cannon?

Yuff!3: I thought we were re-inacting t3h author's l33t New Year's party.

T34: We deemed that a bad idea when we remembered that she shot one of the crossovers. We're sticking to the plain and simple: We're having a sleepover.

Yuff!3: Can we still shoot someone?

S3r3n!ty: What kind of party consists of killing a crossover!?

Yuff!3: ...the fun kind.

T34: Okay, vague mentioning of parties aside, we need to actually base our party on realism if we don't want to screw up the entire physics of l33t and force t3h author to come here. S3r3n!ty, grab those bags of lollipops and candy.

S3r3n!ty: All right, but after that Starbucks, I don't think any of us needs the sugar.

M4!: Aww, come on. It's a party. We're supposed to go completely insane about it! Now, doing hair is a great activity too, so let's get some shampoo.

Yuff!3: Pin the Tail on the Donkey is a regular party favorite. Can we get that?

T34: I suppose, but don't we need pins for that?

Yuff!3: I usually play with shurikens!

S3r3n!ty: That explains why M4r!k was found bleeding to death on the doorstep last year...

Yuff!3: Meh. If he were truly l33t, his spine would've deflected my stars.

Girls: *stares blankly at Yuff!3*

Yuff!3: What!?

T34: ...nothing... let's go before you decide to star a random shopper to death.

Looks like they're doing just fine. Back to the boys...

J03y: Okay, men, our path is clear. In order to get to our objective, IOW, "to them," we need to come up with decent distractions and tactics to stop the girls from finding us. Any ideas?

Tr!5t4n: I say we go with stinkbombs!

J03y: Hmm... a decent start, my good friend! Any others?

B4kur4: Rat poison seems adequate for what we're planning...

J03y: Ever hear of overkill, d00d?

/\/\4l!k: I say we send them all screaming into the abyss!

Y4m!: ...how the hell did j00 get here?

/\/\4l!k: Er... magic?

Y4m!: *banishes M4l!k* Magic will be j00r doom!

B4kur4: ...that was completely random on his part. I smell t3h author.

J03y: Who cares about t3h author!? We have a party to crash and no idea how to do it! Think, d00dz!

Tr!5t4n: We could pull a classic and pretend to rob them.

B4kur4: As a thief, I wholly agree to this plan!

J03y: I hate to say it, but if we get masks, they wouldn't be able to recognize us!

Ry0u: WHAT!? Are you insane!? You can't do this! It's crazy! SHE'LL definitely find out about this! Where'll you get the masks, anyway!?

B4kur4: Ry0u, you worry way too much about t3h author. Shut up before I shove my ring up your butt.

M4r!k: As to getting the masks, didn't j00r dad have any in the garage, J03y?

J03y: As a matter of fact, he did!

Tr!5t4n: All right! Then the plan is settled!

J03y: TO T34'S HOUSE!

Y4m!: ...seriously, where the hell is Batman's theme coming from?

Seriously, this is really not looking good for the girls. How will they properly plan a defense?

M4!: Yuff!3, seriously, I don't think death is a theme we want to take!

Yuff!3: I said it's not death! It's Halloween! There's a difference!

S3r3n!ty: But it's not Halloween. It won't be for another 4 months.

Yuff!3: But... but I spent all this time tacking up these fake bats!

T34: Well, you're just going to have to deal with it. Halloween is in no way a theme for a sleepover unless you're Dracula.

Yuff!3: But... but Dracula is cool...

*ding dong*

!sh!zu: ...who could that be?

T34: It had better not be one of those l4m3r salesmen again. *opens door* ...who are j00?

S3t0: *dressed like a girl* I'm K4!b4....l!...n4...

T34: K4!b4l!n4? This smells of a trap. How do I know j00r not just some d00d in a dress trying to trick us?

S3t0: If I was a guy, which I clearly am not, don't you think I'd feel a little ridiculous walking around in a mini-skirt?

T34: I don't know... what if it was made of leather?

S3t0: Ha! That's even better!

T34: Well, you certainly convinced me. Welcome to the party! Girls, this is K4!b4l!n4. She's going to hang out for a while.

Girlz: W00t!

S3t0: This is awesome! I've never been to a sleepover before! Why, we can watch movies, do our hair, eat popcorn, and duel!

S3r3n!ty: ...does anyone else notice that her voice sounds amazingly like S3t0's?

S3t0: Er... sorry. I have a bit of a cold.

M4!: Oh, you poor thing! Don't worry. We'll watch a movie and eat chicken soup. You'll be right as rain soon!

S3t0: Sw33t! I brought over My Little Sony, Hello Skitty, and Lethan Weapon!

Yuff!3: What was that last one?

S3t0: Uh... Hello Skitty?

Meanwhile, outside...

Tr!5t4n: *putting on mask* Man, this is going to be one hell of a prank!

J03y: I know! The only thing that could possibly ruin this is if t3h author actually shows up!

S4m!: *appears*

J03y: ...damn it!

S4m!: I don't remember scheduling you to crash anyone else's party. I'd leave if I were you.

J03y: Why? What are j00 going to do!? Are you going to sic your hitmen on us?

S4m!: Actually, I was going to let a crossover from T3h P0w3rpuff Girls come and smash you all with a hammer.

Ry0u: Even me?! S4m!: Of course not, Ry0u. You're a helper.

Ry0u: I do my best!

B4kur4: Too bad your best is going to someone far stronger than j00 and letting them deal with j00r problems.

S4m!: *shoots comet at B4kur4* Anyone else want to make fun of my personal assistant?

Tr!5t4n: Man down!

J03y: Damn! T3h author is pissed today!

M4r!k: Psst. Must be that time again.

S4m!: ...I can hear you, moron.

B4kur4: Geh! Enough with the lollygagging! Are we going to go in there like a team of stormtroopers, or are we going to stand out here and freeze our butts off!?

S4m!: For someone who was just shot with a comet, you sure are eager to get your ass handed to you.

B4kur4: Ha! You'll see! *storms inside* HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! THIS IS A ROBBERY!

Yuff!3: ...hello, B4kur4.

B4kur4: How the hell did you know it was me!?

M4!: We can see your white hair.

J03y: Damn it, we're blown! Everyone run!

S4m!: I don't think so.

M4r!k: Awww, man! You're not going to let us leave now!?

S4m!: You dragged me out of a duel with L!gh7, to which I was winning, for this. You're going to deal with your actions if I have any say in it. Which, of course, I do.

Tr!5t4n: This day keeps getting worse and worse...

M4!: I can't believe you all would ruin our party! How could you do that!?

J03y: We thought you were going to assassinate us! We heard you were re-inacting t3h author's New Year's party!

S3r3n!ty: We were planning on it until we remembered how it ended. But, how did j00 find out about our party!?

M0kub4: That was... kind of my fault...

T34: Never trust a K4!b4.

S4m!: Speaking of him, I don't see S3t0 anywhere. Did you all finally manage to kill him off?

Y4m!: No. He said something about sleepovers and then ran off. Had something to do with an Uncle Ben.

M0kub4: Which I still don't remember having!

M4!: Wait... sleepover... K4!b4... Girls, we've been breached! K4!b4's right here!

T34: He is!?

M4!: Yes! *rips off S3t0's wig, revealing him* K4!b4l!n4 was actually S3t0!

S3r3n!ty: I knew there was something wrong with his voice!

T34: This is war for messing with our party, you jerks!

Ry0u: ...author, shouldn't you stop them before they actually kill each other?

S4m!: There are some laws of nature that even I shouldn't go against, Ry0u. I say we let them have their little dose of Divine Fury.

Ry0u: Agreed. So, want to head to the Turtle Game Shop and see if Mr. Mut0 has any spam left from dinner?

S4m!: I suppose so...

And so, as t3h author and Ry0u leave for their dinner, it appears that all is well for the girls, and not nearly as well for the boys. Will the laws of nature screw t3h author over by killing off each of her cast members? Does Ry0u actually like spam? And why did S3t0 have to go to a sleepover at all? Stay tuned for the next episode! Same l33t time, same l33t place!