DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any references to any games or shows. I simply made them l33t.

It was a rainy, bleak day in the town of D0m!n0 city. Nearly a week has passed since anyone has seen t3h author. Unsurprisingly, the l33t crew were just a little worried...

Y4m!: Okay, anyone else who thinks this is boring, raise their hands.

Y00g33: It's safe to assume it's boring because t3h author still hasn't called us in?

T34: No. It's been nearly a week since the tour. I think M4l!k seriously made her mad.

B4kur4: Or L!gh7 killed her for the false accusation of burning the script.

S3t0: In her defense, that was technically M4l!k's fault to begin with. But I agree, a week is way too long. I say we should call her.

J03y: I say you guys worry waaaaay too much! I see an opportunity here to do something totally fun that she'll never find out about!

T34: ...uh oh. With you, that's never a good idea. Just what were you planning?

J03y: Oh, something along the lines of a GIANT PARTY!

Everyone: W00tz!

Ry0u: NO! Absolutely not! Do you all remember the LAST time any of us had a party!?

Tr!5t4n: ...no.

Ry0u: Let me refresh you all. We had a war that ended with t3h author having to fix the fabrics of space. Which you all warped. Remember that?

J03y: Ahh, good times. Gooood times.

Ry0u: It wasn't a good time, and I'd like to not have to repeat it! There's no way I'm letting you all screw space over just to make S4m! pay for another LCP machine!

S3t0: ...didn't she use my money to pay for that!?

Ry0u: She still had to assemble the damn thing! I'm not putting her through that! This party isn't happening, and that's final!

B4kur4: Take a ch!ll pill, d00d. Besides, who died and left you boss?

M4r!k: Yeah. It's not like anything will happen. We won't blow up the world this time. Right, !sh!zu?

!sh!zu: ...I predict that there will be many hardships to face.

Y4m!: Name one, Professor Trelawny.

!sh!zu: ...I thought t3h author herself was cause for immediate concern.

J03y: Oh, who here is dumb enough to catch her attention!?

Y4m!: *points to B4kur4*

B4kur4: Oh, go fall in a ditch and die!

J03y: Guys, this is supposed to be a party! Save the insults for when someone comes to crash it!

Tr!5t4n: Now that's what I'm talking about! Okay, what do we have to constitute a party!?

S3r3n!ty: I'm sure we have a bag of chipz somewhere, and I just bought the latest copy of Dance Dance Revol33tion last week.

T34: I also burned a CD with a bunch of party music so we can do some fr33 dancing.

M4r!k: I have an empty soda bottle. We can probably play Sp!n t3h B0ttl3 with it.

Yuff!3: Suggest that again and my star goes right up your ass.

M4r!k: ...sorry.

J03y: The only thing you need to be sorry for is coming up with such AWESOME ideas! I don't even know what we should do first!

Ry0u: I have an idea.

B4kur4: Oh god...

Y00g33: Good lord...

M4!: Someone kill me now.

Ry0u: It's a good idea!!

J03y: All right. We'll humor j00 since j00r a pity friend. What is your great idea, Ry0u?

Ry0u: Why don't we stay inside and play a nice, quiet table-top RPG of mine?

M0kub4: ...that has to be the worst idea I've ever heard.

B4kur4: Yeah. In what world does that even constitute fun?

Ry0u: ...I liked my idea.

B4kur4: Then go throw your own stupid party!

M4r!k: Yeah. If you're going to just try and ruin ours, you might as well just leave.

Ry0u: You know what? Fine! Throw a stupid party that'll get you all killed! I don't give a flying **** anymore! *storms up the stairs* Stupid, little ingrates! I support them, I cheer for them, I agree to more than 75% of their idiotic ideas, and what do I get!? Nothing! Well, I'll show them what happens when they mess with me. I'm going to bring their party down like a comic slamming into Earth. But if I'm to do this, I need... preparations. Thank the gods L!ght gave this to me for Christmas! *turns on spy camera*

J03y: Okay, here's the basic battle plan. While T34 and M4! get the food, S3t0 will go and get the flamethrowers for my juggling act.

S3t0: Uh... J03y, are you sure you should be doing this?

R3x: Yes, even in my most eloquent and thoughtful mannerisms, I'm not sure I can fully agree to your rather unbalanced plan, my friend. It lacks foresight to danger!

J03y: R3l4x. I was licensed by a professional clown! Who can argue with a clown!?

S3t0: If you say so...

Y00g33: B4kur4 and I can go and find some gamez for us to play.

B4kur4: And by 'find,' you mean steal, right?

Y00g33: Sure.

M4r!k: Yuff!3 and I can go get some b33r.

Yuff!3: ...wait, whoa! Did you just say we're getting b33r!?

M4r!k: I implied it. Why?

Yuff!3: M4r!k, we can't buy b33r! It's illegal! That'll definitely attract t3h author's attention!

M4r!k: ...oh. Who here is old enough to buy b33r, then?

T34: ...teh author is...

Tr!5t4n: We already ruled that we can't do anything that'd attract her attention, though...

S3t0: Besides, isn't !5h!zu old enough to buy b33r?

Y4m!: He has a point.

Ry0u: *watching on his camera* ...uh oh. This spells 'illegal.'

B4kur4: For that matter, we could buy the b33r, Y4m!.

Y4m!: Another good point. B4kur4 and I will get the b33r.

Yuff!3: Uh... guys? What if they try to ID you?

Y4m!: Then they'll learn to ph33r t3h ph4r40h.

B4kur4: Besides, we're both over 3,000 years old! If those idiots try to ID us, we can say we're old enough to be their ancestors and mean it!

Y00g33: ...we'll alert the insane asylum for your entry, then.

Ry0u: *still in his room* ...crap! I need to call the store and warn them before Dumb and Dumber get there!!

Outside...

Y4m!: We're walking! We're walking! We're walking to the store!

B4kur4: ...you sound like Dora the Explorer. Shut up before your head goes flying.

Y4m!: It'd probably make getting to the store a bit faster.

B4kur4: But... you... your head... how the hell will cutting your head off get us to the store faster!?

Y4m!: Because part of me will definitely arrive at the store first. Mainly, my head.

B4kur4: This was a dumb idea. Maybe Ry0u was right.

Y4m!: That's like saying t3h auth0r is right, and you know she ain't. Besides, we're already h3r3.

B4kur4: ...are we? It kind of looks like the door's been b4rr3d. And l0cked, too.

Y4m!: Pssh, that's physical mumbo-jumbo. We're spirits! We can bypass that with our m4d sp!r!t p0w3rz! *backs up*

B4kur4: Ph4r40h... what in hell are you planning!?

Y4m!: Can't hear you over the roar of my m4d p0w3rz! *charges forward and rams into door*

B4kur4: Wow, that certainly looked effective.

Y4m!: I don't get it! How could my sp!r!t p0w3rz fail!?

M4tt: Jo, d00dz. J00 ain't n0 sp!r!t. J00're as solid as a r0ck.

B4kur4: Who the hell are you and why are you talking to us?

M4tt: I'm a secondary from D34th N0t3, and I was hired to work at this store last w33k.

B4kur4: Then kindly get in there and open the damn door!

Y4m!: But if he went in there, wouldn't the door already be open?

B4kur4: Shut up.

M4tt: S0rry, d00dz, I've been ordered to keep you out.

B4kur4: By whom!?

Y4m!: T3h auth0r!?

M4tt: N4h, sh3's off trying to get a grant for M3ll0 to be in the episodes.

B4kur4: Great. More stupid crossovers we don't like. So, if it wasn't her, then who was it? Who else has the power to call up a crossover?

M4tt: B33tz m3, d00dz. I just kn0w that a j0b'z a j0b. J00 ain't going inside.

Y4m!: So... no b33r?

M4tt: I g0tz b33r h3r3. I just n33d ID.

B4kur4: We're over 3,000 years old. We don't need any fscking ID.

M4tt: Can j00 pr0v3 that?

B4kur4: 3,000 years ago, Z0rk nearly destroyed the world, creating a warp in space that allowed t3h auth0r to pop in and totally screw with our universe.

M4tt: Wow, that's what it sayz in t3h history bookz. J00 guyz are l3git.

Y4m!: Don't you even card us?

M4tt: N4h. I'm t00 lazy. N33d m0r3 t!m3 for video gamez. *hands beer*

Y4m!: Wow, that was incredibly easy.

B4kur4: Something tells me that is bad. Let's get back and make sure everyone's okay.

About ten minutes later, back at the house...

Y4m!: Wow! Looks like everyone did a really good job! I hardly recognize the place!

B4kur4: *looks around* ...Y4m!, I'm pretty sure they didn't do this.

Y4m!: How do you figure?

B4kur4: The entire place is burned down and there's nothing but ash everywhere. Why would anyone on our show do this?

Y4m!: Maybe we're throwing t3h auth0r a surprise party!

B4kur4: ...you're an idiot. But she will be surprised once she sees this. Where is everyone, anyway?

Y4m!: Think they're inside?

B4kur4: ...no. I don't. I don't even think they're around here anymore.

Y4m!: So.. does this mean no party?

B4kur4: ...yes. No party.

Y4m!: Drat! We even got b33r, too!

B4kur4: I know, I know, but we can't have a party without anyone else there. Otherwise it's just a 'part.' 'Part' of a party, so to speak.

Y4m!: Ohhhh. Now I get it!

B4kur4: ...right. Okay, so we have to go and save everyone's asses, right?

Y4m!: Right!

B4kur4: Know where to begin?

Y4m!: ...no! But I've played Final Fantasy, and every time you go on a m4ss!v3 j0urn3y, you usually have to stock up on supplies.

B4kur4: Supplies, eh? Not a bad idea. But where do we go to get these 'supplies' of yours?

Y4m!: Oh, any standard item shop will do.

B4kur4: This isn't a video game, d00d. There's no such thing as an item shop.

M4tt: Actually, I have an item shop.

B4kur4: How did you get here!?

M4tt: I don't know, but I gotz m4d it3mz. All j00r j0urn3ying needz are right h3r3.

B4kur4: Right, and we're going to trust you for what insane reason?

Y4m!: Because we're hardy d0-g00derz and he looks like a trustworthy chap!

B4kur4: Are you blind!? He's hiding his face behind a pair of googles! How can we trust a man we can't see!?

Y4m!: But... but I can see him. He's right in front of us!

B4kur4: That's not the damn point, you moron! He... HEY!!! What the hell are you DOING!?

Y4m!: Here's the rest of our money! We'll take every potion you have!

M4tt: Sw33t, d00d. Here you go. *hands five potions and walks away*

Y4m!: Yay! Now we're ready to begin our m4ss!v3 j0urn3y!

B4kur4: Yeah, about that. You just spent every dollar we owned! What the hell were you thinking!?

Y4m!: I was thinking how awfully convenient it was that the d00d we just met had an item shop!

B4kur4: Yeah, it's a little too convenient. I think we were scammed.

Y4m!: Nah! I know he gave us reliable potions!

B4kur4: They look like regular bottles of orange soda with a 'M4tt's Potionz' sticker stamped on the front.

Y4m!: I know! You can't go more professional than that!

B4kur4: It looks exactly like orange soda! You can probably buy that crap anywhere.

Y4m!: Maybe it's a marketing ploy so he can fool his competitors!

B4kur4: ...you know what? I give up. Let's just go out and find everyone else before something else happens to t3h auth0r's house.

Y4m!: But where will we go? We don't even know where to start!

B4kur4: Good point. We'll go where everyone goes to start their j0urn3y.

Y4m!: T3h bathroom?

B4kur4: ......no.

Y4m!: Damn, 'cause I kind of have to go.

B4kur4: You can go later! We have to find everyone else. Now let's go!

Y4m!: But we don't even know where we're going!

B4kur4: We'll figure that out in the next episode. So move j00r sorry carcass and let's be on our way!

Y4m!: Does this mean we have an actual plot now!?

B4kur4: I don't know. Probably. It's definitely about time.

Y4m!: W00t! Onwards and upwards, my friend! Mainly, in the onwards sense!

B4kur4: ...right. Onwards and upwards.

And so begins the legacy of Y4m! and B4kur4's not so excellent adventure. With a new plot in hand and no idea where to even start, will our two would-be heroes survive? Where will they go next, and what peril awaits them that smells of t3h auth0r? Who burned down her house, and why? And did M4tt really sell them potions? Find out next episode! Same l33t time, same l33t place!