What's with this site!?
Bakura: What do you mean, "What's with this site!?" It's for anime, and because Sami felt like making it!
Sami: Basically, it's for people who want reviews for anime or help on games. Or to see my nifty fan art! Bakura, be nice to the viewers.
Bakura: Whatever...

Who are you crazy people!?
Sami: I'm Sami, the creator and the only real person on the site. Everyone else here is either a pet of mine or one of my favorite anime characters.
Malik: Tell her to get better favorites!

What's with the $%^#!! L33TSP34K!?
Sami: j00 g07 4 pr0b13m w!7h l33t?

Why're you suddenly going oldschool with the SNES graphics?
Sami: I'm not sure. I guess playing the old games reminded me of WHY I loved them. Plus, my idea for a YGO game cracks everyone up.

Nice art. Who draws it?
Sami: I do most of it, unless stated in the donation section.
Bakura: Tell her to draw hands, though! I hate circle hands, it makes me look like I'm going to drop something!
Sami: Bakura, shut up NOW!

Will you put my art up?
Sami: Only if you donate it and if you're the actual artist for it. Just make sure it's under 100 KB or I'll have uploading problems.

How frequently do you update S.A.M?
Sami: It depends. It used to be every 5 days, but now I'm lucky to update once every 2 weeks! Around 15 days, usually.

WTF!? Why did you choose Brinkster to host your site?! Freewebs is BETTER!!
Sami: At the time, Brinkster was the most reliable site out there, plus 30 MB is more than enough right now. Freewebs confuses me.

What's Photobucket? How come your older pics are on Brinkster instead of it?
Sami: Photobucket is a site that holds my art for me to save space on Brinkster. But I didn't find out about it until a year after I started S.A.M., so most of the old YGO art is on Brinkster.

Is your art for sale?
Sami: No, not yet. I mean, if you WANT to buy it, I'll sell a copy for about $15, but for the most part, no.

Why the heck do you use GIFs and JPGs!? Are you an idiot!?
Sami: No, Sir Rude-a-lot. I use it because my art program on my old comp was so old that the only things it could suppport were GIFs and JPGs. Plus, those formats take little space, but GIFs are to keep the text in any pictures. JPGs screw them up.

How many games have you actually played?
Sami: A lot! Pretty close to 100 different games, I think? That's RPG alone, by the way.
Malik: Yeah, Sami has a Gamecube, GBA, Xbox, and PS2!

Can I post your site onto mine?
Sami: Sure, just use the correct URL, and try to use a button I made for this site.

Will you put my site onto yours?
Sami: Not unless I know you. Though, if you sign the Guestbook, any URL you add will be put there.

Do you have a shop?
Sami: No, and chances are I never will.
Bakura: She's broke!
Sami: Bakura, HUSH!

What's your favorite game/anime?
Sami: Easy. Yu-Gi-Oh for anime, and Morrowind for games!
Bakura: I guess same for me.
Malik: I like the dark stuff! Witch Hunter Robin for me, though I hate video games!
Yami: I like my brand of games. Hiei: Same.
Kaiba: Um... I don't watch TV, but I like playing Halo.
Kyura: I love all games and anime!
Azuko: Don't ask me...
Tsatsuki: I like Animal Crossing and Sailor Moon.

YGO sucks! Get it off here!
Sami: First of all, that wasn't even a question! Second, no. I like YGO. If you don't, YOU get off here.
Bakura: Yeah, or I'll banish you!

Bakura, you're a jerk.
Bakura: And? Who cares?

Be nice to me!
Bakura: Why should I?

Because I said so!
Bakura: *banished you to the Shadow Realm*

What!? Where am I!? What's the Shadow Realm?
Sami: Bakura's new home if he doesn't let me take over.
Bakura: Oh, go kill yourself on Morrowind or something!
Sami: *banishes Bakura*

Nice one!
Sami: Thanks!

Anything else before we wrap this up?
Sami: Yeah, stay away from Bakura and Malik. That, and learn some l33t to understand half the site.

Okay, I think we're done!
Sami: See you later, then!