Welcome to Kaiba Corp! Actually, to be exact, Kaiba Corp X! Not really sure what the X stands for, but it was Kaiba's idea, so who knows? Maybe it's to symbolize the fact the most sequels to all things great have an X.

Anyway, you're probably thinking "Hey, what's the difference? That jerk Kaiba's still there, and he still sells Duel Monster's equipment. What's new?" Well, my young friends, there's a LOT of difference and I dare you to bring it up with the evil CEO himself!

Okay, so we still sell the usual dueling cr... I mean, junk we always have, but there's MORE! Kaiba's added some special chips to cards to make them real and work for you! For instance, you have to deal with bullies at school, but you hate them, and they hate you! No problem. We sell nice Man-Eater Bug cards that actually spring to life and eat any men (or women, doesn't matter. Food is food.) you don't like! Sound good? Well, that's what we sell here! Even better, we'll provide a handy price chart so you get the most awesome bargains available! Well... awesome to us anyway!

Kaiba: And remember our slogan, kiddies. Three times the power at Seven times the cost!

Right! Anyway, here are some cards with basic bits and pieces, and their price. We're just assuming you know what the effects are. ^^; No? Well, then we'll also add a handy "What does this piece of junk do?" right after the price!

Basic cards with some junk bits/price/effects and stuff

Man-Eater Bug X - $19.50 - Automatically activates when a person you don't like goes near you. Eats them up whole, no messy clean-up! Recommended for use on bullies and fangirls.

Pot of Greed X - $25 - Getting hungry? Want an extra cookie? Need two more pages for your report but you ran out of ideas? Fear no more! With PoGX, you can get two more of ANYTHING you want! No more cell-phone overdue fees! Just imagine $200 when you reach into the jar and VIOLA! Instant phone revitalizer! A great gift for people who are greedy or always lose things!

Multiply X - $1000 - Ever wanted to be at two places at once? Well, with this nifty new card, you can be! Just activate this card to make 5, 10, or even a million of yourself! Just imagine the possibilities! No more having to miss a gal-pal at the mall because you had to do homework! No more late fees for a movie because your dog needed a flea bath! And no more evil babysitter because with this awesome card, the millions of clones you make will annoy her/him/it to no end! Not recommended to people with small houses. Kaiba Corp. X not responsible for clones being brought home by the police.

Nightmare Steel Cage X - $2.50 - Little siblings annoying you? Have a bully you want to trap? No problem! With this card, you can trap just about anything! No more little sisters stealing your clothes! No more bullies giving you the Atomic Wedgie! And even better, teachers! You can easily give an entire classroom a time out in this baby! Also doubles as a jungle-gym too! Makes a great gift for teens and nerds. Kaiba Corp. X not responsible for use in trapping dinosaurs and then having the dinosaur escape.

Gross Ghost of Fled Dreams X - $100 - Throwing a halloween party, but need an awesome prop to scare the daylights out of your friends? No problem! With GGOFD X, you'll instantly have a haunted painting complete with a scary voice and glowy red eyes! Also works for keeping your little siblings out of your room. Kaiba Corp. X not responsible for GGOFD X singing horribly out of tune Christmas carols at insane hours of the night.

Dark Pendant X - $5.99 - Need a piece of jewelry to set off that expensive party gown, but everything else is too much money? Well, not to worry! This awesome card will instantly make you a beautiful little necklace that goes with absolutely anything! And, it even glows in the dark, too. Ooooh! Now you'll be the life of any party, and even better, this little trinket will give you an extra boost of magical energy, just so you can use that flamethrower trick you've been working on! Kaiba Corp. X not responsible for theft or if extra magic burns down your house.

Better cards with moderate bits/price/effects and stuff

Red Medicine X - $10 - Are you really ill? Sick of taking medicine that tastes like wine? Well, fret no more! With Red Medicine X, you'll instantly feel 500% better! Plus it'll cure any sickness, even the bubonic plague! Not animal tested, and being called a geek is NOT an illness. Kaiba Corp. X not responsible if consumer isn't considered cool.

Mooyan Curry X - $2 - Really hungry and weak, but don't wanna cook? Say no more! With Mooyan Curry X, you'll instantly have a hardy meal fit for the entire family! Plus it'll even relieve you of all stress and fatigue! However, it is not recommended for people with bladder problems.

Fairy's hand mirror X - $20.50 - Tired of regular boring mirrors? Sick of not seeing that gross zit on your face from obsolete mirrors? Well, have we got the good for you! With this awesome mirror, you'll see everything on your face and more! And the little fairy on top even gives you beauty tips or tells you if you missed a zit! Plus it doubles as a TV to see what people are doing! Kaiba Corp. X not responsible for angry mobs after you see what they're doing.

Eradicating Aerosal X - $1.50 - Are those pesky insects getting into your soda? Is there a spider in your room? Well, lucky for you, this nifty card will kill all insects with a 5 mile radius! And it doubles as a stinkbomb for practical jokes, too! WARNING: Do not keep near fireplaces or direct sunlight, because contents are flammable! Kaiba Corp. X not responsible for science insect projects dying. We did say it killed ALL insects.

Judge Man X - $25 an hour - Going to trial? Need a dude to back you up? Now it's possible! With Judge Man X, you'll instantly have the best defense when it comes to the courtroom! And, it can even beat up the baliff! But with a card this awesome comes a price. Be prepared to cough up the big bucks in big cases. Kaiba Corp. X not responsible for Judge Man X getting arrested for punching a guard. Volitile nature and costs of anger management varies from each Judge Man X.

Magic Formula X - $100 - Learning to use magic? Can't understand the theory of gravity? No problem! This mystical book has it all from the most basic of defensive spells to even turning someone into a frog! And the best part is, it comes with a fingerprint lock so only you can open it! After all, what's better than being the sole person who can open this magical tome? Kaiba Corp. X not responsible for theft, violations of magical law, of disappearance from vanishing spell. All laws of magic apply everywhere and to everyone.

Shrink X - $50 - Can't get into a night club because a bouncer is in the way? Is a big dog charging at you? Well, no more running and hiding in trees, my friend! With this new medicine, almost anything is possible! No more being picked on by your big sister! Just open the can about 8 inches away from your face, and aim at whatever you're shrinking! Goodbye, annoying sister! See you later, bossy bouncer! And even better, if you order this as a Christmas present, we'll even give you the option of taking the limited edition Shrink X Gun! What could possibly be better than shrinking multiple targets!?

Doma the Angel of Silence X - $15 an hour - Are you sick of the usual goths? Like to scare people? Pretending to be the angel of death? Well, with this awesome buddy by your side, you can be! Doma is so silent, that no one will hear it when he sneaks up on people you hate, or when he does any of your bidding! In fact, he's so silent that we guarantee he'll become your parents' best friend too! Kaiba Corp. X not responsible for Doma being arrested for stalking or for Doma being cooler to your parents than you are.

Awesome, maybe even the best cards with rare bits/price/effects and stuff

Time Machine X - $100 - Make a mistake that you want to take back? Did you fail an exam to get into Harvard? Or did you just want to erase Francis the bully from time itself? Well, with this awesome card, you can! Just hop into the machine, and set the time to how far back you need to go! Instant test retake! No more evil bullies! Even better, you could name a city after yourself too! Does NOT take you to see Atemu/Yami Yugi. Kaiba Corp. X not responsible for being eaten by dinosaurs or getting burned at the stake, or any means of death.

Dark Magician X - $10 an hour - Need a bodyguard? Well, is this dude right for you! Good old DM will go with you ANYWHERE whenever you need him to! And he's been fully equipped with a flamethrower and grenades to fully ensure far-away monsters can't eat you. And he even has a shield and mythril armor! Also doubles as a buddy when you need someone to hang out with! Kaiba Corp. X not responsible for DM getting too demanding or for DM's price to change at any time he feels. Also not responsible for DM getting sued or thrown in jail.

Fairy Meteor Crash X - $450 - Sick of school? Giant robots threatening your city? Well, worry no more, dear friend! With Fairy Meteor Crash X, it'll slam into any target you desire via a handy remote control! So long, evil elementary school! Good-bye, giant metal menace! And even better, all the money you wasted on this card will come back three-fold because the little meteor bits left from the explosion can easily sell for maybe 25 cents! Kaiba Corp. X not responsible for accidental targetting on one's house. Launching time and ability to steer meteor will vary upon person ordering.

Rocket Warrior X - $10000 - Need a lift to somewhere fast? Not to worry! With Rocket Warrior X, this speedy little dude will get you anywhere in only a matter of seconds! Requires monthly oil change. Kaiba Corp. X not responsible for spontaneous combustion or a destroyed building from poor piloting skillz. Also not responsible in the case of crashes, pollution, or just a refusal to take consumer anywhere.

Spellbinding Circle X - $5,500 - Bullies getting the best of you? Exorcism becoming a hobby? Or do you just feel like draining the city of electricity? Well, with this card, all of that is possible! With Spellbinding Circle X, you can instantly drain power from anything! That big bouncer who won't let you into a club? Make him a total wimp with this card! SCX combines the latest lighting effects with the most ancient of spells to ensure that YOU are safe! Even doubles as a shield to keep pests out! Kaiba Corp. X not responsible for accidental drain of the big screen TV.

Tremendous Fire X - $250 - Having trouble starting a campfire? Feel the itch to set stuff aflame? Are you a pyrotechnic maniac? If so, then this card is a godsent! With Tremendous Fire X, you can set anything on fire in a matter of seconds! Just think, you're cold and hungry, yet you can't cook your food! Whip out this card, and EVERYTHING will be burnt to a crisp! Did your best buddy piss you off? Just take this card to his house and you'll have your sweet revenge as he's left homeless in just a minute! Kaiba Corp. X not responsible for smoke damage or for setting yourself on fire. It's not Kaiba's fault if consumer is a dork.

Synthesize specific items/cards needed/price/effects and stuff

Kaiba: Remember what I said! The money is always right!

Lighted daggers - need Swords of Revealing Light and Multiply - $10 for synthesis - Like to show off? Robbing graves becoming a hobby? Lucky you! With these awesome babies, you can show off your juggling act with the lights of the daggers showing you where they'll land! Or, if robbing is more you, then let these mystic pieces of treasure light the way to the treasure! Also, you can even juggle in the dark with the Lighted Daggers!

Band-in-a-card - need Musician King, Lady of Faith, and Spirit of the Harp - $70 for synthesis - If you accidentally booked yourself at a talent show and need a band, look no more! With this awesome card, you'll instantly have three monsters that know music and love to perform! Even better, they sing in rock, gospel, and spiritual music too! And if that didn't rock your socks, this card even comes in a special Christmas Edition! What's better than hearing "Dark Magicians' coming to Town" or "Ghosty the Headless Knight?" Kaiba Corp. X not responsible for large crowds booing you away.

Custom-made Cards/pics/prices/info

Kaiba: Just click the links to see the effects! Remember, all of these were made by Sami herself!

Dancing Mad - $20 - Are you a Final Fantasy VI fanatic? Pissed off that Takahashi didn't design a card for you? Well, worry no more, my dear friend! I've created the perfect solution! With this card, you can easily snatch a duel in the jaws of defeat AND confuse everyone involved at the same time! Just perfect for those who are RPG junkies!

Chuck Norris - $1000 - For people who want to win a duel and don't care how low this is to do so! Just make sure you don't duel Chuck Norris himself, because this card will actually work in HIS favor, since let's face it... Norris wants only himself to win, whether he's a card or not.

Rusty - $30 - For anyone other than I who loves my dog and think he's a terrible monster sometimes. Do you want someone to bark at you constantly and whine and beg for food? Well, look no further, because with this awesome card, you can have that! Unfortunately, it rarely helps you win an actual duel, but you'll have such a blast with it!

Rusty's Master - $50 - Did you get the Rusty card and find that you can't actually control him well? Well, worry no more, friend! With this card, a hologram of myself actually comes and helps you tame Rusty so he learns to shut up! And, if that doesn't help, the more Rusties you have with you, the more powerful I become as a result!

Dog Toy - $10 - Do you love your dog? Can you not afford a better toy because inflation is out of control? Well, don't fret! With this card, you can now summon an indestructable bone to amuse your dog for hours! And, if your dog is Rusty, he actually gets STRONGER with this card!

Einstein - $5000 - Are you unable to finish your physics paper because you just have no idea what physics even is? Are people yelling at you because you're smarter than them? Well, with this awesome card, you'll never be alone in those categories again! You can literally bring Einstein back to life with this awesome card, and even better, he'll help you destroy the fabrics of space!

Mog - $20 - Do you love Final Fantasy? Are you a moogle fanatic? Well, if so, then you're going to die when you see this! This cute, little moogle does everything that Mog on FFVI does... because he IS Mog! He'll teach you to use spears, to say "Kupo!" and to SLAMDANCE! And, he'll even scare your little sister! However, he isn't recommended in houses with dogs. He hates dogs.

Moogle Dance - $30 - Are you trying your best to learn the Moogle Dance, but just not having any luck? Well, don't put those tapshoes away just yet, my friend! With this card, multiple Mogs come to help you learn to dance with the best of them! And, it even strengthens any other moogles you have living with you for even MORE slamdancing goodness! Isn't that a blessing?

Psychotic Yami - $50 - Remember the good, ol' Yu-Gi-Oh before Duelist Kingdom? The series that didn't air in the US? No? Well, you're lucky I'm here, my friends! With this awesome card, you can see just how insane Yami truly was! And, it also allows you to banish people and win duels in an instant!

Mello - $50 - Do you love Death Note? Are you a huge Mello fan? Looking for someone who loves chocolate as much as you? Well, then here's the godsend you've been waiting for! With this truly magnificent card, you can now summon Mello himself to help you by shooting people, vectoring them with his motorcycle, stealing their things, and eating every little shard of chocolate you and anyone around you owns! And, if that's not enough, he'll even call the mafia up if you have a real problem! Kaiba Corp. X not responsible for mafia turning on you or for Mello dying of a heart attack.

Matt - $45 - Again, are you a Death Note fan? Are you tired of loving main characters and looking for someone less known? Well, then look no further! With this awesome card, you can summon Mello's best buddy, Matt! Unlike Mello, however, Matt doesn't actually help you do anything harmful. Instead, with him, you can play Xbox 360, PS3, and Wii for hours on end, and he won't care WHAT you play since he simply LOVES to game. May occassionally help Mello out if you summon the Mello card. Kaiba Corp. X guarantees you'll never be bored with Matt. Kaiba Corp. X not responsible for Matt being arrested, shot to death, dying of lung cancer, or breaking every gaming system you have from overuse.