It's a known fact who Chuck Norris is, right? Well, if not, let me fill you in. He's the star of Walker, Texas Ranger, and he's the scariest guy you'll ever meet. Anyway, after reading some random facts made up by random people, I decided to make my own facts for him... but in anime too (unless stated as so)!

Chuck Norris Facts by Nekogal #3! Hosted partly by Wilton and Rob!

1. Contrary to historical beliefs, Yami didn't erase his memory because of Zork. He erased it so Chuck Norris couldn't find him, past OR present.

2. Back in Yami's time, people didn't get banished. The Shadow Realm is what happened if you dueled Chuck Norris.

3. Mahaado didn't throw himself into a stone tablet to protect Atemu. He did it to avoid Chuck Norris.

4. The markings on Marik's back isn't the pharaoh's memories. They're a warning to all Ishtars of what happens when you mess with Chuck Norris.

5. King Aknumkanon didn't die from poison. He died when he tried to wage war against Chuck Norris.

6. Yami and Bakura didn't return to the past to stop Zork. They did so to see if they could erase Chuck Norris from time itself.

7. Chuck Norris once got into an awesomeness contest with Thief Bakura... and won after roundehouse kicking him in the face.

8. Zork didn't create the Shadow Realm, Chuck Norris did, and he filled it with all the victims he killed. He just put Zork in as the leader so he'd stop whining.

9. Pokeballs weren't created to control Pokemon. They were created to keep them away from Chuck Norris.

10. On Animal Crossing, Tom Nook doesn't close his shop when he's renovating. He closes it when Chuck Norris's character is programmed to visit.

11. Chuck Norris can kill Auron from FFX in one hit.

12. Chuck Norris once held a poker game against Setzer from FF6. He won with only two threes of spades and three fours of hearts. When Setzer asked if Chuck cheated, Setzer died from "a mysterious blitz of the foot." A.K.A. Chuck's foot.

13. Kaiba never started KaibaCorp with intentions of getting rich. He started it so he could afford insurance against Chuck Norris.

14. Chuck Norris tried to build the world's best robot once, and today we know him as Zero. The only reason Dr. Wily didn't get copyrighted for this was because Chuck felt generous that day.

15. Chuck Norris won't believe in Pokemon until the monsters kill their trainers.

16. If Dr. Crowler asked Chuck for a strategy on defeating a card combo, the answer would be the same: Roundhouse kick the opposing duelist.

17. Chuck Norris applied to be a ninja and failed after killing Naruto with a roundhouse kick.

18. Chuck tried crossfusing with Megaman.EXE once. Immediately after, Megaman died. Chuck Norris's awesomeness simply can't be fused into someone else.

19. Avatar lied when they said there were only 4 major elements. There are actually 5. Wind, Water, Fire, Earth, and Chuck Norris. Chuck simply ditched the other four elements because they weren't worthy of him.

20. Chuck once applied to be a Sailor Scout. When he was told he couldn't be one, he was so pissed that he destoryed the Moon Kingdom with one kick. That's the real reason Sailor Moon lives on Earth. Chuck's still looking for her.

21. Chuck once turned on the first series of YGO. Within five minutes, he was so disgusted that he kicked the TV screen right in the middle of the last episode. That's why Miho never made it to series 2. His kick was so powerful that it blew her right from the scene into oblivion.

22. Chuck Norris played Pong. It got so boring that he threatened to roundhouse kick the machine. Realizing that if he did that, games would cease to exist and therefore ruin the world, the game designers came out with golf and tetris. And it looks like they were improvements, as we still have the PS3.

23. Dubs were created because Chuck threatened to roundhouse kick every anime artist in the world. Only HE can be the most gruesome, brutal thing in the world, and he wants everyone to know it, too.

24. Chuck once applied to be a priest. After being told that he wasn't qualified, Chuck kicked the pharaoh right in the face. That's why Atemu is so short. Chuck merely stunted his growth. He's lucky.

25. The Shinigami didn't make the Death Note. Chuck Norris did. He made it to keep track of all the victims he killed, and when he found it actually did a better job of death than he did, he roundhouse kicked it into oblivion. That's why Light found it; And Chuck wants it back.

26. Contrary to what SOME official Death Note stuff says, there are actually two ways to kill a Shinigami: Extending a person's life, and Chuck Norris.

27. Wammy didn't start an orphanage to raise the world's brightest to stop Kira. He did it to find someone to outsmart Chuck. Kira just happened to show up while Chuck was napping.

28. Chuck Norris is Kira. That's why Light went crazy after finding the note. He cannot handle Chuck's awesomeness.

29. Chuck Norris owned a Death God. He also killed it in one blow. That's why the Shinigami hate Earth. That's where Chuck lives.

30. L once tried to drill Chuck Norris on multiplication. That's why he has rings under his eyes. Those are eternal bruises where Chuck kicked him in the face.

31. Chuck's tears can destroy the Death Note and revive its victims. Sadly, Chuck doesn't cry.

32. Chuck Norris owns the Mafia. He simply put Mello in charge so he could go off and kick Bruce Lee's ass without dealing with crybabies.

33. Chuck Norris was actually supposed to be L. When told he was too old to be an orphan, he kicked Watari in the chest. That's the real reason the old man died. Kira simply got him after he was kicked, and narrowly avoided Chuck's wrath. He's lucky.

34. Mako Tsunami's father didn't teach him how to sail a boat because he's a fisherman. He did it so Mako could outswim Chuck. Unfortunately, Chuck created maelstroms.

35. Chuck can take on Sephiroth, Von Helsing, Kira, Godzilla, Hellboy, the Hulk, Spiderman, Dante, Link, Sonic, AND Bowser. ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

Facts not from anime - These are here because I was watching the History channel!

1. Rome WAS built in a day. Chuck just took 6 days to roundhouse kick all of the crew who held him up.

2. Pyramids weren't actually created to hold the bodies of passed pharaohs. They were built so Chuck could stash his victims, as opposed to simply letting them rot in the sun.

3. Chuck went walking through the fields. Getting tired of seeing nothing but flowers, Chuck stomped on the ground exactly 5 times. Each stomp raised the ground to over three miles high. Today, we know the spot where Chuck once stomped as Mount Everest.

4. Cavemen didn't invent the wheel. Chuck did. He just let them take the credit because he was too tired to copyright his idea after fighting ten T-Rexes.

5. Chuck once made a video biography, and today we know it as the movie Fargo.

6. Spiderman didn't inherit his powers from a spider. Oh no, he was actually bitten by Chuck. He recieved every crappy power that Chuck deemed unworthy.

7. Contrary to Marvel's protests, Chuck actually owned the batmobile. Batman simply stole it one night. That's why he only fights in the dark. He figures even Chuck needs to sleep. He must've forgotten that Chuck doesn't fear the dark. Chuck only fears one thing. Nothing.

8. Chuck created gay people. He didn't mean to, but he's just so awesome that even men fall in love with him. Unfortunately, America banned gay marriages because the death toll would skyrocket if they didn't. Chuck hates gay people.

9. Chuck walked the sands of Egypt. Feeling thirsty, he stomped the ground to harvest the water deep in the Earth. Today, we know that spot as the Nile.

10. You can trust Chuck as far as you can throw him. Unfortunately, Chuck kills whoever touches him.